Chris Moesel Joins Blogging Phenomenon
Rest of World Does Not Notice

WOBURN (AP) After 23 years of mulling around this place we call Earth, Chris Moesel has finally joined the blogging community. Sources close to him say, "What the heck is blogging?" But we believe that the more important question is "Why blogging?"

"Well," reported the 23 year-old software engineer, "I was just sitting around one night, trying to solve world peace and a method for keeping Fruity Pebbles crunchier longer... when all of a sudden it hit me: I should blog! And so I did."