Moesel Spotted Again!

TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEA-TURIPUKAKAPIKIMAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWHENUAKITANATAHU (AP) Less than one week after Chris Moesel was first spotted at a rural train station in Northern Whales, he has now been seen in New Zealand. What type of train brought him all of the way to New Zealand? No one knows for sure. Travel experts from Expedia.com suggest that Moesel most-likely did not take a train the entire way.

We paid good money for this candid photo of Moesel.

We are willing to pay good money to to anyone who can identify the people Moesel is with? Who are they? Friends? Family? Foreign Diplomats? Kidnappers? People who found Chris after he had slipped and fallen while in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch and took advantage of his amnesia by moving to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamatea-turipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu and claiming to be his parents, all the while calling him Roy because they do not know that his real name is Chris?