Where Is Moesel?

LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWYLL-LLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH (AP) In a turn of events that has stunned the nation, Chris Moesel has not blogged for over two weeks. So, everyone wants to know: Where is Chris Moesel? It seems that everybody who's anybody has an opinion, and critics can only agree on one thing: he's gotta be somewhere. But where?

The last siting of Moesel was at a railroad station in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch. Luckily, one of our reporters just happened to be there and got this snapshot.

So, now the real questions are: "Did he just arrive at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch? or was he leaving Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch? If he was leaving, where was he going? Why the tux?" We here at www.chrism.org will be following this story closely and will keep you up-to-date on his whereabouts... Much more up-to-date than those lazy folks at the CGU Mail Room will keep you anyway.